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"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."

"First class, or with children?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Beach hats

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How's it look back there?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Holiday Aerobics.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"