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The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Call Your Office

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

The Desert Island Package

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Overdoing it.

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Scene on the English coast.

Commuter on the Orient Express

Seaside

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

1930's bather.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

Room service.

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

Private Jet

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'