Luxury Vacation T-Shirts

"Also included in the package is a vague sense of your not being good enough to stay here."

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Room service.

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

N.Y on $10,000 a day

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

The Desert Island Package

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."