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The Desert Island Package

'O.K, Everyone let's do some yoga!'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Excess Baggage: Check the prices of the items in the hotel mini-bars before treating yourself to a feast.

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

Private Jet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Learjet

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Private Jet

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

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