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The Nobility Scooter

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

New Shoes.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The Family Joules: Part 6

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Airplane Mode.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Woman thinking about luxuries.