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"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'Wow, they really baby you here!'

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

"Your cadillac is blocking my driveway."

Just Married an Oil Baron

"Son, life is unfair, but not at our level."

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'I do like the moat.'

Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.

Hugh Hefner Goes to Heaven.

'Lucky you, we have eleven guests and only ten glasses.'

'I don't know if I can give it up.'

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

'Welcome to the lifestyles of the highly leveraged.'

A man who has everything.

"People say I have no talent, but I do - I'm frightfully good at inheriting money."

"That's the kind of narrow-minded thinking that kills corporate profits...if we paid the workers what they asked for, how could I afford my yacht?"

"It's okay. But, it isn't as good as my pad in Kensington."

"The doctor said I was retaining water so now I only drink champagne."

"You do realize, if it wasn't for my money this house wouldn't be here."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

Count Almaviva

'You don't want a house you can afford.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Yes, it's very lonely at the top - but the view is totally awesome!'

A wealthy looking woman sits near sign: 'Please help victim of the economy haven't bought jewellery in days.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Lovenuts. This we know: Lucinda and Farnsworth were introduced by friends on a tennis court at their club.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

"Can you believe my kids are saying I'm not doing anything to prepare for climate change."

Doggie dining table

A butler serves a dog his bone

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."