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'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

Ladies who lunch.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Now at the Farmers' Market

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

My Goal: The Hamptons

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Posh Doghouse.

Royal Ascot

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

"Your cadillac is blocking my driveway."

"Also included in the package is a vague sense of your not being good enough to stay here."

"Quality of life insurance protects you and your family in the event of the death of your life style."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

'It's all your fault-trying to keep up with the Catherine Zeta Joneses!'

Drug Deal Gone Right IV

'Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...'

'I fail to note the significance of rising sea levels here on the 39th floor.'

Bathtime #2

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

'New money or old money?'

'I hoped retirement would look like this.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"We invest in the market, winter in the Alps, summer in the Hamptons, and vote for the Donald. That's it in the nutshell."

"Yes, my watch costs three times your annual salary. Now you know why I can't give you a raise...my wife needs a watch, too."

"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

"We're down here near Mar-a-Lago, trying to act Trump-y."

Colossus of Rhode Island

"Unfortunately, I left the middle class before the middle class got to be so important."

Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive