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Drug Deal Gone Right IV

'One day I'd like to be a spare.'

Be forwarned of canine.

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."