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'This must be how the 1% feel.'

"Tap water?! As if."

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Wilson, I thought I told you to get the intercom fixed."

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

Bonzo was the most spoiled dog on the block...dog thinks 'no wine cellar' to his new kennel.

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

"I'm in the en suite!"

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."

'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence,I'm a billionaire!'

'Am I mistaken, or did you arrange this for my birthday once before?'

'It's a social mobility scooter.'

'Is it true he's rich? Rich, he's got a walk-in wallet.'

Girls just want to have funds.

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

Lifestyles of the rich and famous and indicted

'My other baby is Mercedes'

THE BATTLE OF THE BILGE...My yacht's bigger than your yacht

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"It looked bigger on Zillow."

"To think a daughter of mine gets caught shoplifting cheap cosmetics. What have I taught you? Go for luxury brands."

"During the Covid lockdown I really had a chance to reflect upons what's really important in life."

"I wouldn't call myself rich. More like comfortably loaded."

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."