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"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'Is it peasants or pheasants you're not allowed to pick up if you hit them?'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Man can't reach to light huge cigar.

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'Something is missing.'

Smart card.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

'So, how are things with you?'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Let's extend our debt ceiling this evening."

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

Woman in Harrods with Rolls Royce Shopping Trolley.

Now at the Farmers' Market

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

'I'll need to see a financial statement before you can order.'

"I'm perfectly happy to suffer the slings and arrows as long as I can keep the outrageous fortune."

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

Limousine outside hotel, "Back a bit...now forward a bit"

'Nice rims!'