Luxury Lover Gifts

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Is it peasants or pheasants you're not allowed to pick up if you hit them?'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Man can't reach to light huge cigar.

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

"Congratulations, it's a Versace!"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'Something is missing.'

Smart card.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'So, how are things with you?'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Let's extend our debt ceiling this evening."

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

Woman in Harrods with Rolls Royce Shopping Trolley.

Now at the Farmers' Market

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

'I'll need to see a financial statement before you can order.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'Nice rims!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."