Luxury Fashion Lover Gifts

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

'It's an old Sicilian message; pay up or we'll send a designer alligator!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Haute Suture

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'