Lover Of Luxury Gifts

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"Have you ever checked out London?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

I seek counsel, wise one. I have fallen for someone. She is beautiful, charming and smart. How can I demonstrate my affection? You were right to come here. My gift must scream true love. Let us start in TVs. Computer Villa Customer Service.

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'This is my uncle Harry: He made his fortune sniffing for truffles in France...'

'It's my only indulgence.'

"Dang it, Elvira! According to this bill from your plastic surgeon, I should be keeping you in a bank vault."

"Intimidating, isn't it."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

New Shoes.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."