Lover Of Luxury Prints

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"Have you ever checked out London?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'This is my uncle Harry: He made his fortune sniffing for truffles in France...'

'It's my only indulgence.'

"Dang it, Elvira! According to this bill from your plastic surgeon, I should be keeping you in a bank vault."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Kensington Fluffies

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"