High Fashion Lover Gifts

Prince.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Joined at the hipster.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Scarf puts hat back on.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Victorian Selfie

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Mummy's Purse...

Customer Convention

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Suits 50% Off

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Easter Bonnet

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hospital gown pageant.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."