High-altitude Fashion Lover Gifts

Rainbow Skier

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'Just how tall is this building?'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Prince.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Paratrooper School.

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

Flying skier

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"