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"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

'What has he got? A shiny new, snag free kitchen, most likely!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Private Jet

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Champagne Charlie.