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"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

'I arrived in this country with

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."