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"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

'I arrived in this country with

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.