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"Hello. This is Sleeping Beauty in Room 306. I'd like to book an early morning wake up kiss please."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'No luggage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Hello, Room Service?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Elephant Upgrade

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"Got to go, dear. The Doctor's treating me."

"Looks like dinner's going to take just a little longer."

'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'