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'There aren't any towels in room 211.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Do not disturb...

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mini Bar

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Business or pleasure?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."