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"How do you feel about turning over?"

Sun Umbrella

No tourists allowed.

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

'And here's another shot of, Harold stuffing is face on our cruise.'

Knobbly knees champion

'You were so right, Martha, the mountains don't compare with a vacation at the shore.'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"Don't you just love seasonal food?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Sunbathers.

Why Cows Leave Home

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Beach hats