Vacation Fanatic T-Shirts

'I can't say precisely how much wine we drank on our trip to Spain, but it did go from being a net exporter to a net imorter.'

Baguette Skiing

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Bad fake tan day.

Southwark Fair.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I only need shade for my wine."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

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