Vacation Fanatic Pillows

'I can't say precisely how much wine we drank on our trip to Spain, but it did go from being a net exporter to a net imorter.'

Baguette Skiing

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Southwark Fair.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Segregated Beach