Vacation Enthusiasts Pillows

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'I don't mind school, except the part between welcome back and have a nice summer.'

Parents shows the sea to their child.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Save the Hamptons

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

Travelers see billboard: 'The Long Haul ... Next 2700 Miles'

Rex hated it when his owners returned from vacation, with an unfinished roll of film.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I'm sorry, sir, but that country has been wiped out by runaway debt."

"Everyone poking MY jellyfish sting was NOT a shared experience!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Are we there yet?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"