Vacationing Enthusiast Pillows

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

The Vineyard

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'