Vacation Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'I don't mind school, except the part between welcome back and have a nice summer.'

Parents shows the sea to their child.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"I just got back from my Easter vacation down south."

Save the Hamptons

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

Travelers see billboard: 'The Long Haul ... Next 2700 Miles'

Rex hated it when his owners returned from vacation, with an unfinished roll of film.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I'm sorry, sir, but that country has been wiped out by runaway debt."

"Everyone poking MY jellyfish sting was NOT a shared experience!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Sunbathers.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Are we there yet?'

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'