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Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Are we there yet?'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Beach hats

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Energy saving mode

"Well Earned Vacation"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.