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Like lemmings to the sea.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Ah...here they are!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Are we there yet?'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"