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'Guess which is our cabin.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

(Death takes a working Holiday)

Working vacation for a harbinger.

Last day of school.

"Nope. Godzilla stays near Japan. That's my wife."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Lounging by the pool

The Family Joules: Part 6

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Energy saving mode

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"