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Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Look! It's that new Japanese airline.

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm sure we've been there before."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

Beaujolais

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Tourist aliens - "You want the Pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Nomad country'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

'By the look of yourself, kind sir, I take it you're a local... could you tell me if I'm on the right road to the 'fair city'?'

TV screens on ski lift.

The Family Joules: Part 6

"As a friendly reminder, this is a non-smoking flight, but not necessarily a non-chocking one."

Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.