Vacation Fantasist T-Shirts

Walk-in Bath tub Tropical Fantasy

On Holidays!

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"