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'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Bad fake tan day.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

World Tour.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

End the Winter Blues

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

The High Line at Giza

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Energy saving mode

"Well Earned Vacation"