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'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"To the airport!"

'Apparently the locals have over 40 words for snow.'

These are authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall, Mister. Only $19.99 each!

Tourist has picture taken in front of temple just before it falls down.

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

At the French Cafe.

Tourist Bus

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

Bev always got her pens back.

Early Micronesian Casino

Rhonda has begun to wonder whether anyone actually listens to her safety presentations.

Red eye

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

"No, this isn't Florida. You may want to invest in a GPS."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Kentucky Flight Check-in mistaken for a fast food outlet.

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

'I can't imagine how it happened either, but honest, Mister: this isn't the shuttle to Albany.'

"Give me your tired, your poor, and those goddamn selfie sticks before I drop my torch on your heads."

'I'm boycotting in-flight food.'

'Whatever you do, do not turn off your cell phone. It's the only thing powering the plane right now!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to get by?"

"Oh no, the mirages are getting worse."

New York on $50 a meal.

The Keisters of Easter Island

"I'm thinking Tuscany would look sick on my Instagram feed right about now."