Resort Aficionado Mugs

Resort Construction

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Golfing Boss

La Table

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Choice hellhole

'How was the squid?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'