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'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Hay Rides $10

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Camping-Pong

Dog in casino.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Big boys' toys-r-us

Antler Buzzers.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Tonto Casino.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"There's a tell."

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'