Casino Aficionado Gifts

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

Slot Machine: Please Go Home

'That's it then, we offer shares to the public.'

'Must you shuffle when you walk?'

". . . And for years, they even told you when they would win, but does Mr. Tight-Wad place a bet? Noooo!!"

"He has a tell."

Dog Casino

Las Vegas: Note - Our menus have changed. We now cater to vegans.

It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.

'It's a tribal dance he does when his casino stocks are up.'

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

'Stop bringing him cocktails -- he's been asking me how many more magic tricks I know.'

"I just joined the 'Bookie of the Month' club."

"But I don't want to go yet, I'm winning...I'm ahead almost three dollars!"

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Skulls? This can’t be good."

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

"I'll stay."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Homo Gamus

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Dog in casino.

Camping-Pong

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."