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'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

Slot Machine: Please Go Home

'That's it then, we offer shares to the public.'

'Must you shuffle when you walk?'

". . . And for years, they even told you when they would win, but does Mr. Tight-Wad place a bet? Noooo!!"

"He has a tell."

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Las Vegas: Note - Our menus have changed. We now cater to vegans.

It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.

'It's a tribal dance he does when his casino stocks are up.'

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

'Stop bringing him cocktails -- he's been asking me how many more magic tricks I know.'

"I just joined the 'Bookie of the Month' club."

"But I don't want to go yet, I'm winning...I'm ahead almost three dollars!"

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Skulls? This can’t be good."

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

"I'll stay."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Camping-Pong

Dog in casino.