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'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Beer Stall

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Driverless cars rage.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"What did you download at school today?"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."