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It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'

'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'

'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

"I combine technical skill with a human interface."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Replaced by a Robot...

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

Turing Test Today

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

Data analysts realize their smart building has OCD.

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Robotic Surgery

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'My robot - lawyer is here, Your Honor, but he forgot his software...'

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

"The robot won it again!"

"Nice to put a face with a call."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"It says: 'In honor of Labour Day. I want time off and a raise in my power supply.'"

'The doctor has a full schedule, but the computer is available at 11:15 and 3:30 today...'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."