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Great Poets of Catalogdom

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'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It won't bother us if we're not allowed to aim our ads at the kids. The adults are easier to fool anyway.'

'Do you know the definition of marketing.'-'Ready, fire, aim.'

'I want a campaign that will fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people all the time.'

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'I can't think of the brand name, but it's the one that has those disgusting TV commercials.'

Creative Theft

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'If only every year was an election year.'

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'The light is fading, nobody can see the advert on my shirt.'

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

Tunnel of sponsored content

If they didn't show commercials, people would not know what to buy.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

Grammar and Marketing

"Visit us online at www.saturn-planet.com"

British international motorshow - 'Was that a car advert backfiring?'

"I want you to come up with a fifty second commercial that gives everybody a headache."

'Need a face lift for your TV commercial?'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

A Sheepish World.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"Hmmm, for some reason I want a snack!"

"I'm in advertising."