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Great Poets of Catalogdom

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

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'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It won't bother us if we're not allowed to aim our ads at the kids. The adults are easier to fool anyway.'

Even the sky has its price.

'I want a campaign that will fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people all the time.'

'Do you know the definition of marketing.'-'Ready, fire, aim.'

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'I can't think of the brand name, but it's the one that has those disgusting TV commercials.'

'Aw no! Not more junk mail!'

Creative Theft

'If only every year was an election year.'

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'The light is fading, nobody can see the advert on my shirt.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

British international motorshow - 'Was that a car advert backfiring?'

Tunnel of sponsored content

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Ed's ingenious new advertising concept made him a millionaire overnight.

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'Need a face lift for your TV commercial?'

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

If they didn't show commercials, people would not know what to buy.

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

"I want you to come up with a fifty second commercial that gives everybody a headache."

Space to let.

Grammar and Marketing