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'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Hay Rides $10

Dog in casino.

Camping-Pong

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Antler Buzzers.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Tonto Casino.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"There's a tell."

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'