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Four cowboys playing cards.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'No, taking an ACE inhibitor won't hurt your poker game.'

Snakes Playing Poker...

Signs You Play Too Much Texas Hold 'Em

Why Origami Should Never Play Poker... "Sigh! Once again, I fold!"

Casino

Two men playing poker with oversized cards; one says to the other, 'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"Cheater!"

Upping the Auntie

George found it extremely difficult to play a poker face.

"I'm out. I've got a paw hand."

"There's a tell."

'Speedy' Petey Yomp, 1923 - 2018, Bought low, lost it in a poker game.

Royal Flush

"Hey, you boys see this? You really can beat a dead horse."

'Instead of going to that boring museum for a class trip, I suggest we go to the World Series of Poker. I'm sure the rest of the class won't mind.'

World series of Polka.

Poker Moms

'Texas Hold 'Em is a simple game - you must play skilled enough to hang on long enough to get lucky!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

If dogs really did play poker.

Poker Game Called Off Due To Family Emergency.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"The doctor will see you now and raise you two."

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,