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"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Apparently, it takes jacks or better to open.'

What mystery creatures do during the day...

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"Botox."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Sailor's Poker.

Worm Bed

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"There's a tell."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."