
"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."
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"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."
'Apparently, it takes jacks or better to open.'
What mystery creatures do during the day...
Dogs and their thoughts
Little league world series of poker.
"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."
Peel poker.
Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,
'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
Dogs Playing Poker in the Park
"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."
"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."
"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."
Dummies Books.
'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'
"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."
Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,
Playing cards.
"Botox."
A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?
"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."
Sailor's Poker.
Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.
Worm Bed
"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"
'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'
'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."
'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'
'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'
'Right, now learn this trick...'
'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'
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