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"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

Clown Roulette

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'He's easy to bluff...'

'The league got tired of the fights, so they now make them battle it out over a poker game. The games are now 16 hours long.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Sailor's Poker.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"There's a tell."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.