Poker Night Enthusiast Gifts

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

Clown Roulette

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'He's easy to bluff...'

'The league got tired of the fights, so they now make them battle it out over a poker game. The games are now 16 hours long.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"There's a tell."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'