Poker Night Champ Gifts

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

"Now that's a win."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dummies Books.

Slug roulette

Playing cards.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I'm all in.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'