Poker Face Champion Gifts

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

'Twenty quid will be great, I'll give you it back on Thursday when I get my Giro.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Solitaire card shark.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I'm all in.'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I can't even deal."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.