Poker Face Expert Gifts

Grimace

Solitaire card shark.

"Oi, are you trying to see my cards?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Doctor's poker.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I'm all in.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"I can't even deal."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."