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Solitaire card shark.

"Oi, are you trying to see my cards?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Doctor's poker.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'm all in.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'How about a game of cards?'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I can't even deal."