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'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

Beware of poker-playing dog

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I must warn you I have very good hand which includes at least five aces. I am not bluffing."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Okay. . . Ready? 1, 2, 3 . . . 'Rock'!'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Solitaire card shark.

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"I can't even deal."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'How about a game of cards?'